I’m a mistake – legalize abortion!
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it
That money talks I don’t deny… I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
I’m not a follower… I’m a leader with the same idea
This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
First law of science: don’t spit into the wind
I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Be a Minimalist. It’s the least you can do
After working here, I now realize that “Dilbert” is not a comic strip. It’s a documentary
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon