An answer to that nagging question…………… I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it’s always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
What do they call Bush his zipper? The “U.S. Open
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “no hard feelings”
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with