Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!
It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag